Enjoyed the rest. Folks will say such personal stuff loudly in public. Girl, I don’t need to know what is happening with your business in that way. Literally, a woman on her phone loudly complaining about an STI she had.

Hahahhaha… classic stuff right there.

When my best friend was around the same age she realized that because she was adopted, HER parents never had to do that disgusting deed. Whew!

And: One of my siblings got told about sex during recess, by a savvy fifth-grader, but refused to believe it. In telling our mom what she’d learned, my sister laughed: “Can you believe that? Isn’t that the dumbest thing you ever heard?”

Our mom, super-embarrassed, mumbled that yes, it was true.

My sister blurted out the first thing that came into her 10-year-old head: “But…That would mean you’d have to be naked with a BOY!”

Yeah we had a gift card left over from Christmas so we went in for coffee, I was sitting in one of those conversation areas and the lady backed in so close and began her decent to sit on the top of the chair when she realized there was some guy already sitting in it. Guess if she was that out of it she was in the right place…

I almost lost some coffee out my mouth on that one ;)

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Scary!!!! Thank goodness they got overbid!

These convos above were 2 months in the making :) Most times it’s just drivel.

Yikes.

I keep a gmail draft open and ready to jot down anytime my ears perk up ;)